THIS IS NOT A GOOD BAR.
IT WAS NOT DESIGNED BY
REKNOWN ARCHITECTS
KNOWN FOR CREATING
MEMORABLE EXPERIENCES.
THE PEOPLE RUNNING IT DO
NOT HAVE GOOD TASTE.
BEFORE IT WAS A BAR,
IT WAS APLACE TO PARK BUSES.
WE DO NOT LIKE
MOTORCYCLES,
LOUD NOISES,
GOOD COCK-
TAILS, SEX,
VIBES, ROCKAND ROLL,
ELECTRONIC, HONKY TONK,
CRAZY NEW YORK CHARACTERS,
DIM LIGHTING, HOT DOG STANDS.
THIS PLACE IS
NO FUN